Short Story by Nicole Caldwell

Nicole Caldwell

Aboard the Hound

Patrick turns his head in my direction as the Greyhound bus quietly bumps its way through the middle of Texas. It’s night, I don’t know what time. Interior bus lights are turned down to a dim glow. The low hum of the engine has lulled me mostly to sleep with my eyes partly open; but I pick up my head when I see this man across the aisle pivot to face me.
“I like Schlitz.” He says it as if he’s answering a question; as if we’ve been mid-conversation and he is now punctuating a previous point. I stare at him blankly. Waiting. “My family lives in a trailer,” he continues, “so I’m already white trash.” Ronnie, Patrick’s friend sitting behind him, chuckles. “If you can fall off a horse without spilling your beer,” Patrick says, as if by explanation, “you’re alright.” He shrugs and turns toward his window, considering the pitch-black world outside.

It was 2003. The stretch from Springfield, Mass. to Austin, Tex., would be the first leg of my 60-day Greyhound bus pass. This initial voyage would take a little more than two-and-a-half days. Almost 48 hours in, it seemed I’d been gone for months. The people I met across 10 states—a woman in the Cleveland station who didn’t mince words and said she prided herself on her spunk; a Texan who called himself “Flying Tiger” because of a tattoo bearing that likeness on his calf; a woman from Russia specializing in escort services; and a man who called me a “true child of god”—were enough to make it seem I’d traversed entire countries.

Greyhound Bus Lines offers a dramatic deal to anyone who can stomach it: Discovery Passes, sold in increments of 7, 15, 30 or 60 days, allow a traveler to get on and off the bus as many times as he or she would like, no strings attached, within the allotted time. If you’re thrifty (and, inherently, such a traveler is likely to be), you can even find all the Greyhound routes going through the night, so money can be saved on lodging. The 9:15 p.m. bus from Phoenix to San Diego is such a trip. Ditto for the 11:30 p.m. route from Seattle to Missoula.

Being 21 and hitting the road on my own for two months was a decision most people couldn’t understand. Buses are uncomfortable. They run late. They smell. Luggage gets lost. Unsavory characters abound. It takes forever to get from point A to point B. What if something horrible happened to me? It’s not safe for a woman to travel alone.

And so on.

To me, though, the notion was thrilling. Criss-crossing the country by bus sounded like freedom. All those characters, savory and non, and hearing their stories would only mean more fodder for my writing – and more meat for my character. Potential for trouble only meant the adventure would be that much more memorable.

I got the Greyhound “bug”—an appropriate term—when I was 19. Three girlfriends and I felt a road trip was in order after our first year at a tiny school in Amherst, Mass. I’d traveled to St. Augustine, Fla., and back via Greyhound the winter of that year, and knew doing the whole county by bus would be an unforgettable adventure. My friends and I plotted the route carefully, and managed to get a ride out to Scottsdale, Ariz., in a friend’s car so we could get more mileage out of our 15-day passes. Many people have done the country by car, and having this first experience of driving from my family’s home in Wyckoff, N.J., kamikaze-style with Leticia, Aethena, Mira and Nick straight to Scottsdale certainly had its perks. We could park at the most tantalizing trucker’s stop and fill up on food; when we saw the sign for Little Rock, Ark., we could pull over to check out flea markets and the fireman’s festival downtown. And we could have stories, like that funny time, 30 hours into the trip, with that thunderstorm in the middle of Texas when we ended up on the old Route 66 and couldn’t figure out our way onto the new route, and someone ended up crying and we had to pull over for a few hours to rest.

But it wasn’t until Nick dropped us off at the Phoenix Greyhound station that the real adventure began. Within hours we were plowing through the middle of nowhere at 3 in the morning, playing a trivia game with total strangers in the back of the bus. It was then I realized what it meant to really see this country. I understood, for just a moment, that the whole experience of getting from point A to point B was just as important as what waited for me at my destination. Since then, I’ve completed more than half a dozen cross-country trips by Greyhound in increasing increments of time. A boyfriend and I took the country by storm a year later for 21 days, I did my solo 60-day trip seven months after that, a 30-day trip the following year, and several 1- and 2-week treks. Each adventure was different, but the bus was constant. And now, looking back, it seems as if it was all one continuous ride. Indeed, does one ever actually “get off” of their metaphorical Greyhound bus?

When his apprentice wants to know which route he should choose, the Yaqui brujo answers: “Any path is only a path. All paths are the same: they [all] lead nowhere.” The only important question you must ask is: “Does this path have a heart?” If it has a heart for you, then dare to follow it.

-Sheldon Kopp, “If You Meet the Buddha on the Road, Kill Him!”
Of course, not everything on the Greyhound was peaches and cream. My luggage disappeared several times. Missed connections stranded me in stations, forcing me to sit and wait. I’ve squished four people into a three-seat row for hours at a time, survived sitting in the back of the bus next to a bathroom with a broken door latch, and been stuck next to more than my fair share of screaming babies

The bus left without me one morning in Cincinnati, Ohio, after a routine 15-minute stop. I beat my hands against the glass of a locked station door and screamed while my chariot pulled away. Luggage, laptop, and journal: gone, gone, gone. I managed to reach a sympathetic Greyhound worker on the telephone in Cleveland who agreed to meet my bus outside as it arrived. She and her employees, I learned later when I retrieved my things, stopped someone as he walked off the bus with my computer.

A few weeks later, a 7:20 p.m. bus out of Seattle, Wash. got delayed on account of someone with a body odor problem, according to the loudspeaker announcement. We were evacuated, lined up in a row, and individually sniffed by some unfortunate soul who was probably interning at Greyhound, unpaid, after graduating from Harvard with a business degree.

“She drank from a bottle called DRINK ME
And up she grew so tall
She ate from a plate called TASTE ME
And down she shrank so small
And so she changed, while other folks
Never tried nothin’ at all.”
-Shel Silverstein, “Alice”

Remembering travels aboard the Greyhound, it’s easy to forget there were adventures outside the bus. So many stories take place while crowded in an uncomfortable seat; it’s natural sometimes to overlook what went on between stretches of highway, Dairy Queen rest stops and the occasional breakdown.

I remember getting off the bus in Nashville, Tenn., for what I imagined would be a few hours of aimless wandering. It was pure chance there happened to be a huge protest going on at the capital building against a new tax bill. My boyfriend and I spent the afternoon hanging out with total strangers on the capital’s steps, debating politics, talking philosophy, and swapping travel stories. And after the protest, while walking Nashville’s main drag, I met a mother-daughter singing duo called the Pretty Patriots. They shared their life story with me; then the little girl sang me a song before we parted ways.

A bus brought me to St. Augustine, Fla., where I met my two favorite street musicians, Frank and Mary Schaap. Seven years later, I’d run into Frank in New York City’s Central Park, still crooning away.

There was Keith the Outlaw and, the following summer, Harley Sergeant, riding their wheelchairs along San Diego’s boardwalk, remembering more complicated times when there was more to do than be a bum on the beach. Their stories remind me that if I’m ever completely lost in life, I can go somewhere like that, have friends, free meals at the temple around the corner, and reinvent myself.
There’s a story I heard in Sunday school 25 years ago that stuck with me. It’s from the book of Luke, and outlines a scene in which Jesus watches people put offerings into a temple’s treasury. The richest of the lot drop their gifts in, paying little mind. Then an impoverished widow puts two small coins with a combined value of about two-fifths of one cent into the offering. “Of a truth I say unto you,” Jesus says, “that this poor widow hath cast in more than they all.” In giving when she had so little, the story goes, she gave everything.

The story came to mind one day while I was on-board the bus, doing one of my straight-shots from Portland to New York City. I thought of Rock ’n’ Roll Randy, a homeless man I met in Portland, Ore. He offered me all he had—a pair of mittens—after we sat speaking for less than 15 minutes. All he asked of me were the answers to two questions.

“You think I ever had it normal?”
“Yeah,” I told him.
“Yeah, I did. 1964. You think I’ve had fun since then?”
“I’m sure that you have.”
“Rock ’n’ Roll Randy,” he answered. “Portland, Oregon.”

I remembered Arnie, a Yurok Indian I met in Northern California while hitchhiking to the Greyhound’s flag stop station along Highway 101. He works for the Yurok Tribe’s fisheries department, and is responsible for water and fish sampling, maintaining nets along the Klamath River, and fighting for raised water levels (an uphill battle, since many dams installed along the river divert water for cities as far away as San Diego). He lives in a trailer somewhere along the coastline, catching salmon and smoking them in his very own smokehouse to sell. Arnie’s is an existence I’ve never been close to experiencing myself. And yet, each time I’ve gone back to visit him, he treats me (and friends, if I’m with people) to meals; gives me a place to sleep; takes me out on the river in his boat; and showers me with gifts to bring home for friends and family.

He asks for nothing in return.

Similar experiences happened every day with people I sat next to on the Greyhound. They told me stories from their childhoods, debated politics, shared their chips or trail mix, and gave their time to me at 4 in the morning while sitting in stations waiting to re-board.

These things aren’t much. The people you meet on—and off—the proverbial bus are often people you never talk to ever again. But sometimes for a brief moment, they, with nothing of their own, offer everything. There is a lesson here. Sometimes, I wonder if I’ve gotten it yet.


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